Offering a helping hand during your most cherished moments.
Hey, it’s ok. We all do it. We all scroll our phones on the toilet. It’s a boring place! Instead of staring at the wall, we can catch up with our friends, read the news, check the scores from last night’s games, or look at some cat photos. Bowl Buddy makes all of that easier, more relaxing, and more sanitary.
The Bowl Buddy
Your trusty "Me Time" companion.
Gone are the days of sore fingers, phones sitting on dirty bathroom floors, and awkward one-handed wiping. This is a hands-free toilet scrolling experience.
It doesn't get any better than this.
Secure
Attach the Bowl Buddy to the underside of your toilet bowl. Then adjust the arm so that it sits perfectly in front of you while you sit. Remember good posture!
Sit
Sit back, relax, and enjoy some quality Me Time.
If the world tries to intrude, bring some headphones!
Scroll
Let the world fade away as you scroll scroll scroll. This is your time, use it however you want.
After all, you deserve it!
Stacked Up
We all know how great a little Me Time is, but how does the Bowl Buddy experience stack up to other things you could be doing with yourself?
FAMILY DINNER
DATE NIGHT
Peace and Quiet
Alone Time
Your Favorite Sites & Apps
A Break from Small Talk
The Latest News
Real Conversation
Love & Companionship
MY WIFE HATES IT.
But I love it, I am having more fun on the toilet than ever. Who cares if I spend a little longer than usual it’s my ME TIME. How do I give it six stars??
I absolutely love my Bowl Buddy!
Yesterday I was using it, and next thing I knew I looked up and it was dark outside. It had been 90 minutes! Time flies when you’re having fun, so I must have been having fun, don’t really remember!
Where have you been all my life!? The bowlbuddy is a lifesaver, I have lost TWO phones from falling into the toilet after trying to balance them on my leg to wipe. This thing pays for itself in an instant!
Frequently Assed Questions
This is a product made to stick to your toilet and hold your phone. It is also an art project, an expression of how the creators are feeling in this moment. A way to poke fun at our culture and ourselves, our obsessions, habits, and addictions.
Technically yes, although doctors recommend limiting your toilet time to 5 minutes if possible, and spending hours on your phone sitting on the toilet is not good for your body, brain, or soul.
We can’t in good conscience recommend using our product. Bring a book or a magazine to the toilet, sit in your thoughts, or meditate instead. However, we can recommend buying a Bowl Buddy, because it’s funny and we worked really hard on the packaging, and seeing it sitting on our shelf makes us want to spend less time on our phones.
Unfortunately, this is a known issue. Your Bowl Buddy has almost certainly been possessed by a spirit of some kind. It could be a rogue AI or a demon, or it could be your social media addiction come to life in some kind of psychotic break. In any case, maybe take a 5-minute break or something?
First of all, why? But ok. If you’re interested in ordering a large number of Bowl Buddy’s, or if you have a cool idea for a collaboration, exhibition, or some content, drop us an email!
